If you harbour romantic fantasies of falling in love with a Mayan β good luck. Mayan communities are close, and an intruding outsider would be met with great suspicion, especially a man. A Western girl with a pretty face would probably be in with a chance with a Mayan man, but would be seen as a guilty secret rather than girlfriend material.
Romances do sometimes happen, but require taking some time getting to know the people and customs of the community. And marriage is expected. Worth it for true love, but not for a quick shag. A man should bring flowers and make elaborate declarations of his sentiments, a woman should be coy. Quetzaltenango and San Pedro Atitlan are good places to look. By far the most efficient way of getting laid in Guatemala is to head to the Caribbean coast, where an astronomically high libido is not only tolerated but expected, at least among the Garifuna community.
For a woman, all you really need is a face and functioning genitals. Nothing major, often a nice meal and a couple of drinks will do. You may also like Get Road Junky Updates!
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