We're your average couple in their twenties. We do all the usual couple actives: Sunday Farmers' markets, coffee dates, trips to the book store etc. A few months ago, we decided to hire an escort for a threesome in Saigon, Vietnam. Audrey always wanted to fuck a girl and I quite like girls too. We woke up one day after a night of fucking and said "Let's find a girl for a threesome".
Line has a people nearby feature to find friends nearby. In Vietnam, it's used for hookers. We found hundreds of escorts near us in Saigon. We added every hooker we could find and started looking for our perfect friend. We searched through a lot A LOT of Asian hookers. We covered the general questions like age, is she a hooker and does she come to us. Most importantly we double checked that she did women and offered to pay her double β she was interested.
It was just after 4PM. So we did the only logical thing and ran to 7-Eleven for a bottle of emergency vodka. The time spent waiting for an Asian hooker to arrive is dangerous.
You could easily start second guessing every decision you've ever made that lead to this point. Luckily, we had a bottle of emergency vodka. No thinking, just shots. I said hello and we jumped into the elevator. We didn't speak after that. I figured she didn't have the best English That's all good, she wasn't visiting for a complex discussion. The escort through up her hands and started shaking her head no. We told her that she had agreed to this. She pulled out her phone and rang who we can only guess was her pimp, leaving us sitting there questioning our entire existence.
After she got off the phone she told us she's only into boy, demanded cab money, and left. We did the only rational thing in that kind of situation and finished the emergency vodka. With a clearer, slightly hornier, mindset after the vodka we ordered a Grab the Asian Uber to Saigon's red light district: Bui Vien.
